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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
p5kun-luvr-69
moonpaw

if my blog gets deleted you can find me in a cave located beside Pacifidlog Town in the Route 134 ocean current. Take note that you will have to stick towards the very bottom of the screen. It is in a space of calm water there with a dark spot to Dive. Go where the inscription is and press B; say yes and go to the end. Use Dig go to the end of that tunnel and read the inscription. Put Relicanth last in your party and Wailord first, then go back and read the inscription again and there will be an earthquake. If this doesn’t work go and switch Relicanth to first and Wailord to last and there should be an earthquake. Then a box tells you it sounds like doors opening far away.

anarcho-dykeism

if my blog gets deleted, find me on the island on Route 130 when the last two bytes of the personality value of one of your party members matches matches a random value shuffled daily between 0x0000 and 0xFFFF

alexiorsay

find me on select water tiles on route 119, but be careful of altering random values between attempts lest I change position

chiimonster

find me under a truck

Source: moonpaw
yellowmage
john-marshall

use the right knives when you cook please

john-marshall

i’m not kidding and i’m not being mean i’m watching these videos of people trying to cut like, carrots, and they’re using butcher knives, and i just… I cook a lot and I don’t own a butcher knife, I’ve never had one, I’ve never needed one. I don’t cleave through… bone like. please

john-marshall

like listen, this set is $18.99 with the coupon it has available right now. unless you do a lot of cooking in which case you’re not the target audience of this post you don’t need more knives than this like… please

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from left to right: 

  • paring knife: it’s good for small cuts. deseeding a jalapeno, cutting up strawberries.
  • utility knife: allegedly these make cutting tomatoes easier. i don’t actually find cutting tomatoes difficult, so i don’t know. i use it mostly for trimming meat.
  • santoku knife: this is essentially a chef’s knife with a straight blade. it’s good for veggies. 
  • chef’s knife: i use a chef’s knife for almost everything. it can chop a head of romaine and it can cut a chicken breast in half. whatever. just don’t use it for tiny shit. 
  • slicing knife: good for slicing cooked meats
  • bread knife: bread

it’s also gay.

and here’s a cutting board with a knife sharpener. keeping your knives sharp is a good idea because cuts from dull knives are harder to treat, are more likely to get infected, and are more painful over time. cuts happen but you can reduce your risks

trans-mouse

Who wants to get me some knives?

bace-jeleren

Gay knives save lives

Source: john-marshall i've got knives like these they're different colours though and the actual knife part is coloured as well